No part of Momofuku Milk Bar’s Conflake Marshmallow Chocolate Chip Cookies are edible for a dog. Just FYI.

This year, Daisy is dressing up as a Sexy Hot Dog.

You might be wondering how this is “sexy.”

She’s not wearing anything underneath.

“I just don’t feel Halloween enough in this. Let me go stand over here by these enormous albino pumpkins and other assorted autumn gourds.”

“OMG I AM SO HALLOWEEN.”

“Didn’t you say there were going to be treats knocking on the door every five minutes?”

Happy Halloween, friends! Dress sexy! Stay safe!

The loves of my life, D + B.

Since it’s in season…

“Pumpkin (canned and unsweetened or cooked, unsweetened and mashed) is really good for dogs. It can help settle diarrhea or constipation. It’s filled with potassium and vitamin A. It’s low in calories and high in fiber. And dogs tend to love it. Adding a scoop of pumpkin to your dog’s food now and then is a really beneficial treat any time of the year.”

a tip from Citizen Kanine

We’ve tried a few different dog foods, even the high-end “gourmet” products, but the cheap, bagged kibble by Beneful that you can get from any grocery store is the only dog food that Daisy will eat.

Mid-morning nap after too much activity, too early in the morning, sending Le Ben off for the holidays…

Pure blood Wagyu beef ribeyes from Bryan Flannery.

Triple Berry Shortcake from Sweet Lady Jane. Chihuahua from out of nowhere.